Donnie Darko (2001)
Dead Silence (2007)
The ABCs of Death (2012)
So I knew I would see this movie even though it was probably going to suck because I’m a sucker for these freaking Paranormal Activity movies. Although this one was actually mildly entertaining. I say that because it was actually pretty hilarious. Mostly because the movie revolved around teenagers being…well…teenagers and it was quite hilarious. Wasn’t exactly scary. I mean some of the special effects were pretty cool. I mean the concept was interesting too. This movie wasn’t really anything special so there’s not much to say about it. A decent movie. I recommend it if you’re bored.
Paranormal Activity (2007)
….am I really doing this? Ugh. Alright. This movie. This. Fucking. Movie. One. Lemme just tell you. I had to get drunk to fucking get through it. This movie is some fucked up shit. Not the worst I’ve seen, but pretty damn close. Alright so it’s about some Serbian (obviously) retired porn…if this movie is not the worst you’ve seen, then what could possibly be worse than this one?
The worst I’ve seen is by far Melancholie Der Engel. It was one of the first reviews I did. I know this seems pretty hard to beat but holy shit. Melancholie Der Engel actually made me close to physically ill. Which never happens. Here’s the review: